All lyrics © Joe McInnis
BIGFATDOTLOSER.COM
I'm sittin' alone in front of my screen,
one hand on my keyboard, one hand in my jeans
in anticipation that you will log on
to my website at bigfatdotloser.com.
Well I surf the net every week once or twice
hoping that I find somebody nice,
but when I try to act macho I sound like a wimp,
my male pride gets tongue tied and my hardware goes limp.
Your chat room is empty, you've packed up and gone
I wait for your answer but you don't respond
if someone can tell me where things went so wrong
email me at bigfatdotloser.com.
Well I've never been good at these online affairs
I can't find a make believe lover who cares
enough to accept me for just being me
pretending to be who they want me to be.
Your chat room is empty, you've packed up and gone
I wait for your answer but you don't respond
if someone can tell me where things went so wrong
email me at bigfatdotloser.com.
Well I drive a 'Vette on the net
and I'm blonde or brunette on the net.
I run with the jet set and if that gets you wet
I'm hoping that you will log on to my website
at bigfatdotloser.com.